Need someone to weed for $

[NoLibPerson]

I have the weeds, the weedwacker and the cash. Now, I just need someone who is willing to spend about an hour doing the work. Thinking $50. Please leave your contact info if you're interested. I will also assist in clean-up.

[Notcoolzeuss]

There had to be a better way to phrase the title of this thread

[NoLibPerson]

I think it worked fine. thanks.

[boldikus]

it was only a matter of time until someone took to the nolibs board in a futile attempt to score some grass.

[NoLibPerson]

Anyone from law enforcement cruising the board looking for criminals, please keep in mind, these are regular old weeds, and I'm not selling them, I'm trying to pay someone to cut them down.

[Dan]

it was only a matter of time until someone took to the nolibs board in a futile attempt to score some grass.

You're on a roll today, 3 crappy posts in a row.

[pizzacamp]

i'm in. Off from work all week. 215-520-7310 joe

[boldikus]

it was only a matter of time until someone took to the nolibs board in a futile attempt to score some grass.

You're on a roll today, 3 crappy posts in a row.

jesus christ. invest in a sense of humor, would ya? ffs this board.

do i need to end every post with "wacka wacka wacka"? :/

[K9Interests]

pizzacamp » Wed Aug 22, 2012 10:35 am
i'm in. Off from work all week. 215-520-7310 joe

@ Joe......
You and me both! Weeds, whacking and $?! Can't beat that with a pogo stick! Guessing you got the job, as the others seemed a bit less interested?

@ OP,

I'm interested also, but not jumping ahead of Joe. I'm at K9Interests at gmail dot com, if you two can't sort things.

[NoLibPerson]

Thanks to everyone who responded (even those who were trying to be funny). The weeds are currently be whacked!

[boldikus]

i make jokes, cranky boarders throw tomatoes at me. i'm used to it by now.

[Dan]

i make jokes, cranky boarders throw tomatoes at me. i'm used to it by now.

I prefer rotten bananas

[boldikus]

i make jokes, cranky boarders throw tomatoes at me. i'm used to it by now.

I prefer rotten bananas

are you threatening me, asshole?

[Cohocksinker]

i make jokes, cranky boarders throw tomatoes at me. i'm used to it by now.

I prefer rotten bananas

are you threatening me, asshole?

The joke ceases to be funny when you get bent out of shape over a little criticism. Next time just ignore the guy who has to make sure everyone knows he didn't like your joke.

[boldikus]

linking me to an urban dictionary definition that references putting out my eye sure sounds like a threat. a typical, passive/aggressive hide-behind-my-computer-screen threat, but a threat nonetheless.

i'd LOVE for you to say some shit like that to me in person Dan. something tells me you wouldn't.